Friday, October 14, 2005


I don't know if anyone is still reading this, but I got the best spam ever on this blog today. I have a spam-blocker thingy on here now, but I wanted to show this masterpiece to you (links changed so this ass doesn't get any traffic from me):

"Help me Dude, I'm lost.

"I was searching for Elvis and somehow ended up in your blog, but you know I'm sure I saw Elvis in the supermarket yesterday.

"No honest really, he was right there in front of me, next to the steaks singing "Love me Tender".

"He said to me (his lip was only slightly curled) "Boy, you need to get yourself a shiny, new plasmatv to go with that blue suede sofa of yours.

"But Elvis said I, In the Ghetto nobody has a plasma tv .

"Dude I'm All Shook Up said Elvis. I think I'll have me another cheeseburger then I'm gonna go home and ask Michael Jackson to come round and watch that waaaay cool surfing scene in Apocalypse Now on my new plasma tv .

"And then he just walked out of the supermarket singing. . .

"'You give me love and consolation,
You give me strength to carry on '

"Strange day or what? :-)"