DUDE, this is the House of Awesome!!!!!!

This place is so awesome I can't feel my legs!! OMG, look over there. There's like some kind of thing over there, with words. And up there at the top there's like a title or something, with the words "HOUSE OF AWESOME!!!!!!" in great big letters and some sort of awesome tagline under it! Dude, this is soooooooo sweet.

I bet this thing will be full of stuff soon. Like, I know, game information, but with LASERS and stuff. And needles for fingers. SO COOL. Does it get more awesome?

Sure, but if it does, it'll happen here. In the HOUSE OF AWESOME!!!!!!